You're about to send this email without a subject line.

Something I particularly enjoy is naming emails. I probably enjoy thinking of a subject header more than I should. I think a good header should comprise of mystery (wetting the recipients appetite) yet still somehow relate to the content of the email that you have slaved over.

So below are the some of the fruits of my previous labours, from real emails, that I have lovingly sent.

  1.  A baby's bottom.
  2.  Step aside Lady Gaga, we have a new winner of weird entrances.
  3.  Call me Judy.
  4.  Ball o' Net.
  5.  Cabbages and raincoats.
  6.  Too much too soon, and who knew?!
  7.  That poor moose.
  8.  "Your feet smell like death." "That's because they are bleeding to it."
  9.  Mountain dweller calling.
10.  A PLAGUE ON YOUR HOUSES!
11.  Like one of your French girls.
12.  This is Roy.
13.  Chlochlo you just cray cray for Jojo.
14.  Snot and secrets.
15.  At last, an open window!!
16.  Thee, thy, thou.
17.  What a fine figure you have.
18.  Country of bread.
19.  Lions, Alps and Rabot.
20.  You are a BEAR.

We hope you have enjoyed this episode of: 'The names of Hannaa's old emails.' Please stay tuned for more thrilling content.

Childhood Fulfillment

The courage that's been brought about to create this first blog comes in the form of a child's toy. Not just any ordinary child's toy. But one that brings much enjoyment (even to an eighteen year old.) I have finally fulfilled years of yearning, by getting myself my very own 'Badge-It!' I am so excited. Really. I resisted making a badge until moments ago, because I knew if I started earlier in the day, I'd be unable to stop. It is one of the best things I have ever owned, and I own a lot of (what people may describe as.. well you can imagine.)  As dumb as this sounds, it's like magic! IT MAKES BADGES!! (Which I guess is the point of a machine named 'Badge-It!' Even the exclamation knows it.) But that's it really. I just wanted to share with the world my excitement at such an amazing object. That makes badges. That everyone should buy. Because really, if you want to truly get your point across, all you need is one of these bad boys. Badges = WIN.